The ice age ended when Rajinikanth lost his cool

Mumbai: A few days before the release of his much-talked about film 'Kochadaiiyaan', world icon Rajinikanth joined Twitter. He says he's looking forward to catch up on the 'best Rajini one-liners'.

His official handle is @superstarrajini

• When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
• Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
• Rajinikanth killed the Dead sea.
• If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
• Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
• Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
• Rajini: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
• Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
• When Rajinikanth logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
• Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
• Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
• Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi
• There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him
• When anyone says "No one is Perfect", Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.

P.S Rajinikanth isn't following anyone yet...

His first tweet