The FIFA World Cup is about to start soon. You feel left out because you just know a thing or two, here are few sentences you can use to pretend you are a religious follower of the game. The discussion of whose the best player, Maradonna or Pele can
Whenever something leaves you aghast, just mention, "Football, bloody hell!". This was a famous line by Alex Ferguson and you can use it as your shield against everyone and everything that happens in and around the football field.
Blame him for a poor call or praise him for his eyesight. No matter what the match situation is, discussing what referee has done can be the safest thing to discuss.
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Messi is someone you can talk about for hours, say something like, he may have won almost everything for Barcelona, when will he do something big for his national team Argentina. While some may hate you for saying such stuff, there would surely be
If the match is getting rough, say that you can see a card coming. Very few footballers have two good feet, so can even mention about this.
Whether your team is struggling or needs a goal, saying "A substitute can change the statistics." would be your another attempt.
You can even talk about England superstars. For example: discuss Lampard and Rooney. They are club legends but whats the use, they have failed to win a World Cup for England.
Every time somebody attempts some inexplicable shot, just shrug off and say, What does he think he is, Ronaldo? Messi?
And if that does not win you over with other football enthusiasts, popping up the question, who is better, Messi or Ronaldo? won't be a bad idea.