Bollywood songs that make you question sanity
Films have belted out some foot-tapping numbers, but some of them make us question their song-writing abilities. Take a look-
Honey Singh's 'Issey Kehte hai Hip Hop'
Latest to our edition is Honey Singh's latest release, 'Issey Kehte hai Hip Hop'. 'Chocolate na hoti toh phir socho kaisa hota, Bournvita na hota, toh phir doodh ka kya hota, Socho Honey Singh hi agar paida huya na hota, Toh phir music industry ka revolution hi nahi hota'...Oh my God, such trashy lyrics! We would be better off without a music 'revolution'.
Bappi Lahiri's 'Love for Football'
We didn't see this coming from him again. Bappi Lahiri went ahead with composing the disastrous song 'Love for Football' after 'Football Fever'.
Hum pagal nahin hai (Humshakals)
After Himmatwala (which we don't want to talk about), Sajid gave us 'Humshakals'. The songs may be funny but honestly Himmesh Reshammiya's fails to touch the mark each time.
Ice cream (The Xpose)
This one from Himmesh Reshammiya's movie, 'The Xpose' left us speechless. "Ice cream khaungi, kashmir jaungi" like really? Such a disappointment.
Tu mere agal bagal hai (Phata Poster Nikhla Hero)
The movie was hillarious but the same cannot be said for its music. Especially this one, "Tere doggie ko mujh pe bhokne ka nahi". We wonder what the makers had in mind while writing this one?
Tera pyaar pyaar pyaar..hukka bar (Khiladi 786)
This song is outrightly dumb. Though the beats are catchy the song lyrics miserably failed to impress the audience.
Tooh (Gori tere pyaar mein)
The absurd lyrics and the beats are highly mismatched. Listening to 'tooh' for the thousandth time, we don't know how we got through the entire song.
Po Po Po (Son of Sardar)
Leave aside the video, the song itself was quite atrocious. We are not sure whether the cheorographer wanted to send the actors for dental check-up immediately or he ran out of moves.
Mein ladki pon pon pon tu ladka pon pon pon (Hera Pheri)
Let's rewind back a bit and have a look at this one. With Tabu romancing Suniel Shetty, the romantic song turned out to be a tragic one.
Mein laila laila chillaunga kurta phaad ke (Anari No. 1)
We are loss at words for this one.
Meri pant bhi sexy meri shirt bhi sexy (Dulara)
Another one from Govinda's movie. The track is astoundingly ill-compsosed and painful to hear.
Latka Dikha diya humne (Hindustani)
As if the tune was not enough, Urmilla and Kamal Hassan moves ended up making it more awful. See it yourself.
Jab tak rahega samose mein aloo (Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi)
This came as no surprise at all. Its an Anu Malik's song. Enough said!