Manic Monday: Burglar caught having sex with a teddy bear

If having sex with a corpse and a donkey was not enough we came across a burglar who had sex with a teddy bear. People and their sex frenzies have gone to the next level, something that is beyond human imagination.

A burglar was recently caught having sex with a teddy bear while he broke into a property to steal.

Paul Mountain was coming down off amphetamine and couldn’t resist his need for sexual release.

The owner of the allotment found that the shed was broken and everything was scattered. Among the scattered things she found the teddy and handed it over to police.

After performing a DNA test, police found out that the DNA inside the teddy was of Paul.

Paul is remanded on bail for preparation of a pre-sentence report.