Shah Rukh Khan's witty comebacks in 10-minute Twitter chat
His tweets laced with humour make for hilarious reading
On his way to shoot, Shah Rukh Khan answered questions from fans on a live Twitter chat on June 2. His answers, laced with the famous SRK wit, make for hilarious reading. He started off by posting, "Keep the questions interesting. Like what u can Google try not to ask….let’s do a ten minute #AskSrk"
Within no time he was flooded with variety of questions ranging from being roasted, rumours about him, his films, favourite actor and even a retirement plan. While some made us roll with laughter, others switched on the thinking mode button. We bring you a compilation of his quirky comebacks.
@Schemerrrr u can't roast me without getting burnt to the bones...
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@UjaSrk haven't you heard " kaun kehta hai chamatkaar nahi hote...mujhe Zara Kareeb se dekho...
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@dharmik_dave bests don't have equals or sequels...so let them be.
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@sakinayay somewhere between Moon is made of Cheese and the Lochness Monster...
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@Bunny_I_ Aryan's father!!!
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@iam_Jitu no no....no nude pics please...
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@AlineyTweetz do I look so stupid that I will be good at Algebra???!!!
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@iambunty17 u should hope your delete button had feelings....so u don't erase memories in haste
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@purvi_shetty be humble and honest. Just act the peripherals are not important as much as ur managers will tell u so.
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@Shekhar_rox I think motivation is reasonless. After a while money success fame does not matter u do wot u so cos it's like breathing...
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@mshisha5 don't have my Bermudas!!!
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@iambunty17 it balances the world...u need a bit of cheapness to appreciate dearness.
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@SRKSeverler I am your reality draped in colourful dreams....
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@iLoveMeghna my favourite pick up line...that's a strange question cos i don't have that. I just say Hi....
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@vinodsherawat ppl who 'plan' for retirement have no plans for life. Do u plan for the end of life ???
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@iLoveMeghna I am so sorry. Ok will give your phone number to AbRam
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@dhwani2993 I think being sensible is more important in today's world....sense of humour can get u into trouble
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@muzzammil_mk yeah it called LISTEN
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@SRKajolisBest darling I am an actor!!!
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@Ashishtics as soon as you learn to read...it's says on the ticket foil...money not refundable.
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015@I_am_Ayzaa don't know have never thought if it. Actually I hope life doesn't give up on me....
— Shah Rukh Khan (@iamsrk) June 2, 2015