Brothels make the most of Iran nuclear talks

Vienna: The conclusive phase of the Iran nuclear talks that are currently underway in Palais Coburg in Vienna, have given good reason for the brothel owner to cheer - good business. 

According to a report in the Daily Mail, the brothel owners even wish that the talks continue indefinitely as the inflow of journalists, diplomats and politicians and high strung security guards have meant good business for them.

The amorous side of the delegation have triggered rumours of a mythical tunnel that connects various brothels and other official establishments, although it has been brushed aside as mere rumours.

One Iranian journalist was even reported as saying that Vienna was much more economical as compared to Lausanne in notoriously expensive Switzerland, where the last round of talks were held, as he was having trouble affording ‘short-term companionship.’

Meanwhile, the deadlines of the Iran nuclear talks have once again been overstepped.