Funny Indian Father' Twitter account is like a social media version of your dad
The typical mannerisms and pearls of wisdom of the quintessential desi dad have finally found a presence on social media. The Indian Father account on Twitter is basically a tribute to Indian fathers all over the world who can’t help but throw their two cents in every matter under the sun.
The Indian Father account features hilarious tweets that sound strikingly familiar to the snarky one-liners Indian fathers perpetually seem to drop whenever their kids are within earshot. Whether it’s comparing kids’ GPA to the Richter scale of earthquakes or giving the most unbelievable excuses for not raising a youngster’s pocket money, this Twitter handle will leave you chuckling.
Check out a few of these super-funny tweets yourself and don’t forget to share them with your dad!
Kids today think they can order everything from the internet. Why don't you try ordering some respect? See if @Flipkart can assist you there
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) May 4, 2015
Earthquake in Nepal was measured 7.9
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) May 3, 2015
Much higher than my son's pointer
"dad, I have chemistry with this girl and.."
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 21, 2015
you're saving tuition fee by taking help for chemistry? Proud of you!
*dejected son walks away*
Son: dad, I'm thirsty.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 18, 2015
Me: For knowledge?
Beta, what's your blood group?
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 18, 2015
Son: B+ papa.
Find a new home till you can say A+
I like my children the way I like my coffee. With a good degree.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 17, 2015
Son wanted to go on a trip. Reminded him about the things he could've done and been somewhere in life by now. A guilt trip is still a trip.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 10, 2015
Daughter said she wants to be a model. I asked her for whom she wants to be a role model? She silently walked away. Was it something I said?
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 31, 2015
My son asked me raise his pocket money. I asked him not to raise his standards.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 30, 2015
The fertility rate in India is 2.3 children/woman. My in-laws think I should have had 3 kids, just to be on the better side of that average.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 27, 2015
"Tu jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai". I am that Baap.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 2, 2015
When my son grows up, I want him to be AB de Villiers.
— TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) April 19, 2015
