Man has sex with pizza?

A man made a bizzare complaint to Dominos after burning his delicate areas while 'making love' to one of their pizzas, the  Daily Star reported. 

The man, known only as  LAD_VIGO, took to twitter demanding a refund from the pizza chain after suffering a severe burn.

Later, he had a weird and entertaining conversation with Dominos on twitter with the latter trying to maintain standards of customer service. 

THE CONVERSATION:

LAD_VIGO: @Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.

DOMINOS_UK: @notarsedlike @itk_agent_vigo Please contact our head office - comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.

LAD_VIGO: @Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF, YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?

DOMINOS_UK: @itk_agent_vigo Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

LAD_VIGO: I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.