The curious case of umbrella

France won the World Cup. Vladimir Putin’s golf umbrella stole the show. It was pouring cats and dogs and everyone on the podium, including the Air Qatar stewardesses, took it on their chin like soldiers.

The umbrella that became the hot topic with the twitterati wondering if there was only one umbrella in the whole of Russia. All the praise was all for Macron and Kolinda and the FIFA honcho Gianni Infantino for not behaving like VIPs while standing only a metre away from Putin.

Just imagine the scene had this final been in India and everyone would have been scrambling for umbrellas for the VVIPs and causing utter chaos on the podium. Out in Moscow, Putin’s aides whipped out one umbrella quickly for the boss while it took them much longer to get more umbrellas on to the dais. Before then, a thoroughly wet Macron had greeted every French player with a hug after they had had their medal awarded to them by a ‘dry’ Putin.

Kolinda had a hug for each of her Croatian heroes who had fought valiantly. Her gesture in wiping the tears off the face of star striker Modric was the most poignant moment of the ceremony. Kolinda’s social media fans would have zoomed in thousands after that gesture.

Putin was trolled but the Russian leader, who was to fly away Monday morning for his summit with US President Donald Trump, may have had weightier matters on his mind. However, it was the contrast between the global VVVIP Putin and the other European VIPs with him on the podium that told a tale about behaviour in high places.

Tweet talk
Omar Abdullah:
Putin’s umbrella almost overshadowed the trophy ceremony #WorldCup
Secular moron:
Can I buy this umbrella on amazon. #Putinumbrella #FIFAWC2018Final. @amazonIN
Hussein:
Well done to #France on winning the #WorldCupFinal + Croatia for a great tournament and #Putin for bringing an umbrella! #Putinumbrella

HT00